Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Butter Popsicle

1. The sloppiest, saltiest, most savory dome known to man.
2. A beegizzle

"The Ice cream man fell to his knees when I demanded a Butter Popsicle "

"Yo dude, Courtney just gave me the craziest Butter Popsicle I have ever been given under the summer sun."

by Thegreatblumpkin6969 May 20, 2016

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

kentucky butter

when you melt butter an pour it in a girls asshole.

i kentucky buttered my girlfriends asshole

by timmyfuckingeverhart July 28, 2018

Prenut Butter

A better word for precum or pre-ejaculation

Stop teasing me! I got prenut butter all over my boxers!

by Evalephant July 27, 2019

pp butter

A refined way to say lube.

Anna: „what do you need from the store?”
Kit: „pp butter”
Anna: „wtf”

by glupyy November 2, 2019

Daddy's Butter

A term used to refer to Nutella that you don't want your kids to eat so you can have it all.

Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.

by MM406 November 27, 2016