string tie 

Where you tie a goof looking pair of shoelaces around your neck to look like a tie, and deny it was a shoelaces at all whatsoever.

tim:Hey bob whats with the shoelaces?
tim shut the fuck up! this is a string tie.

string tie by thesubordinate June 12, 2011

shirt and tie day

a day on which a group of two or more people decide to wear button down shirts and ties for no actual reason. jacket/blazer/coat is optional.

Tuesday is shirt and tie day.

shirt and tie day by fuckin titbag January 4, 2008

Bow-Tie Points 

Recognition for a good, but non-useful suggestion or effort

She failed miserably, but earned Bow-Tie Points for trying.

Bow-Tie Points by boosh boosh June 22, 2012

zip-tie Republican 

A steadfast believer in a political orientation that was hijacked by a former reality TV host.

Ray still believes the results of the 2020 election can somehow be reversed. Ray is a zip-tie Republican.

zip-tie Republican by PBSPinchback January 29, 2021

chicago neck-tie 

A phrase derived from the hip era (i.e. 1960's) to mean suicide via hanging.

Hip cat at a blues bar #1: "So uh..ya hear 'bout that cat on Bleecker?"

Hip cat at a blues bar #2: "Yeah, gave himself a Chicago neck-tie, did'n he?"

chicago neck-tie by scrbblsck July 22, 2010

A new tie I am wearing 

When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"

William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?

A new tie I am wearing by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003

red tie 

An abominable act that Dave Thomas does with his granny!

Licking her raspberry tart and kissing between her shriveled prune boobs to leave a "red tie."

red tie by timid tit man March 3, 2005