Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.

"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"

by mm_16 January 7, 2024

tying his tie

Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT

We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.

by jewel117 May 28, 2016

Yellow Tie

A suave fellow who writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites.

Yellow Tie, this suave fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

by FreddyFazbore January 30, 2024

tie me up

A proclamation of pure elation. To be so enthused about literally anything.

"I saw a dog today!"
"TIE ME UP!"

by MrProMax January 24, 2024

Caucus tie

A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.

Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.

by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016

tie to your fly

To level up with your date or friend when going out.

Girl you look so good tonight. Ima need to tie to your fly.

by Your Fun Sister December 14, 2023

Tie Plate

When a guy lays on his back, and a girl lays on top of him on her back with her head pointing towards his feet. He leans his face up in between the opening her thighs. His dick is sticking up next to her head as she faces the ceiling. The guy then sticks his head up to eat her out, while the girl sucks him off.

Person 1: "I ate her out last night"
Person 2: "how? 69?"
Person 1: "no, we used the Tie Plate"

by Aspen_boulevard June 2, 2021