Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.

Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."

by mfcohiba June 5, 2013

slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).

The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.

by C.Rai August 6, 2019

Crew Wife

A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.

Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.

by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011

siren wife

A married woman with natural orange hair, bright in the sunlight like a fire, that has sexual features that drive men to fantasize about her obsessively, constantly - almost at an unhealthy pace. Often has a very high sex drive and considered to be the most beautiful wife and woman in the world with the ability to age and look better.

Have you see the siren wife? I can't stop thinking of her, EVER! I have the large orgasms fantasizing about that redheaded woman...

by hotwifelover April 12, 2019

wife a kill

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.

"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"

by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.

Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.

by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018

wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.

My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.

by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017