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Swift Justice

The nickname of the boy that hasnt gotten laid in 18 months.

We like to call him re-virgin
We could have had 2 kids in the the time span of the last time hes gotten laid.
He likes boys.
Damn bro, its been a while since Kyles gotten laid. We have to deliver the Swift Justice on his ass.
by Kyle Flanders October 19, 2008
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Justice Uncle Thomas

A disparaging nickname for the disgraced SCOTUS Justice, Clarence Thomas, a reference to Harriet Beecher Stowe’s classic book, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” since he has gone well beyond betraying his ethnic and cultural heritage.
Well farewell, Justice Uncle Thomas, it’s time to say goodbye to you and your big-bankroll Nazi pal Harlan, we are tired of your sick white supremacist asses trying to take over our country.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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furious justice boner

1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.

2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.
plinky4: I'd like to believe that I could keep a furious justice boner going for at least an hour.
by ehdawg December 2, 2009
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Human Style Justice

Human Style Justice is where the bullies of society get all of the wealth and women, and their victims only manage to live shitty lives.

It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.
Stan bullied others all his life, and was always violent. He ended up getting a high-paying job, beautiful wife, nice appartment, nice car. Steve was always the victim of bullying, and usually was unemployed and lonely.

This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.
by icanttakethisyouputanamehere December 30, 2009
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The Justice League of America contains many great superheroes, all of whom are Batman's Bitches.
by BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2012
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For Great Justice

A campaign motto of candidate Scott Pigeon.
All your votes are belong to Scott Pigeon, for great justice.
by Pigeon2010 February 21, 2010
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707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad
MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~
by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021
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