Jason

A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!

Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!

by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018

Jason

The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.

"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."

by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015

Jason

Bum

Jason is a bum

by Lailaioriginal December 26, 2016

Jason

A Dark Dog

Yo, is that Jason

by Paniic2134 August 21, 2019

Jason

A little bitch who won’t fight his little brother cause he a pussy

Jason can’t pull in hoes like his brother cause he just a little ass cry baby hoe

by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019

Jason

A thot. He fucks bitches but gets no money.
He's funny tho

But annoying
I GUESS HES CUTE OR WHAT EVER

Girl: Hey
Boy: my names Jason
Girl: oh hell no

by Esther3001 August 7, 2019

Jason

A person who is antisocial and barely does anything around the house.

Please clean up the house, you Jason

by Smacktalker Skywalker September 28, 2017