Shart Term Memory

The ability to remember a fart capable of producing more than just gas. AKA Never trust a fart.

Dude where did you go? Man... I went drinking last night and lost my shart term memory and had to change my underwear.

by g-bone September 7, 2017

for the long term

Expression referring to something that is going to take a long period of time.
You can also say: "in the long term" or "for/in the short/medium/long term".

* Learning English is an investment for the long term.

* You have to pay your bills in the short term.

by Mr:- January 12, 2011

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The most amazing girl you will ever meet shes giving and shows her love twards you she can make you happy on your worst days. Hayla will be your life long soul mate dont let her go.

Oh my gosh she is a "define.php?term=hayla" would love to have her.

by Isaiah Farr November 27, 2013

Teresita

Beautiful, sweet, loves fashion and styles the band Why Dont We. She is motivational and inspirational and so so pretty! She also goes by bornorigingal.

Teresita is a motivating individual who styled why dont we for their music video trust fund baby.

by Marianne Gomez November 20, 2018

Kid-term Memory Loss

When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.

Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

LTP (Long Term Pussy)

*Noun~Description associated with the relationship or commitment a male has placed himself in with a female. Can also describe a relationship of members of the same sex. Often associated with the disappearance or seldomly appearance of a "bro". Can be abbreviated or said in full depending upon the severity of the situation.

Mike hasn't hung out with his boy Josh in a long time. Mike must have gotten himself some LTP (Long Term Pussy).

by cobra20110 November 15, 2010

term

Someone who sucks at life, usually a musty and poorly-groomed individual. Originated in West Virginia by kids inventing their own language rather than huntin'.

"Oh yit, you musty ol' term."

by GT, crease, & stem December 28, 2004