Taint Brush

A male or female tongue. The word is generally used to describe a tongue when it is used during oral sex.

She used her taint brush on my ass when she was giving me sloppy head.

by CGJohnMack December 28, 2005

Taint Rider

A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.

To do Taint Rider:

1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.

by TexasPeterTatert December 28, 2008

taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010

taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.

I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.

by Nsync June 13, 2008

Taint Move

when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.

Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag

by Dave Bo October 30, 2008

Taint Pillars

Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.

by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 23, 2010