Swiss kuanzikah

A holiday celebrated at Christmas time. One morning I woke up and tried to say Christmas but instead I said Swiss kuanzikah

Everyday that passes by is another day more close to Christmas... happy Swiss kuanzikah

by 1/3 of the HT December 24, 2016

swiss party

Having a sex party where everyone has every orifice plugged by somebody elses bodypart at a given time.

P1: That was a nice swiss party yesterday.
P2 : Yeah it was very penetrating.

by C0PY August 14, 2019

swiss fucking

A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.

There was a bloody murder downtown last week. I hear that she was killed via Swiss fucking.

by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 5, 2017

Swiss cheesed

To be exposed to something weird gross or disgusting you didn’t wanna see, faster than you could realize it was happening

“Dude I showed Jerry 2 girls one cup. Safe to say I Swiss cheesed him.”

by Boss hoss March 16, 2025

Hung Swiss

East coast(mainly Jersey) meaning having a big dick.

Oh yeah Mikey’s girl said he’s Hung Swiss. I said who’s horse is that

by Hung swiss November 6, 2022

Swiss Roll

When you cum in a pile of shit. I mean, what did you expect?

Hey David, wanna do the Swiss Roll again tonight?

No, sorry man, my daddy will spank me again.

by WhoeverUsedCocoanutTagWillPay December 26, 2019

Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014