carpet sweeper

A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.

A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.

“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”

“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”

by Soledad Flynn May 7, 2022

sheepleaf

A sheep is found dead due to consumption of a leaf.

Geoff; "Damn dawg, that sheeps dead yo".
Frank; "Yeah it's probably sheepleaf again, been happening alot around here lately".
Frank; "Well, i'd best be getting back to sweeping".

by Chris Fison April 9, 2008

sheep shitter

Guys on Harley Davidson motorcycles.

Johnny states there are many sheep shitter's on sunday.

by Christopher De Lillo October 16, 2008

sheep yogurt

the biproduct of bestiality.

"Eww, is that sheep yogurt on your britches Jeb?" "Yarp."

by operationthunderbolt March 11, 2009

Sheep Garden

This is the nickname of the leader of enhypen's Jungwon. His name literally means Sheep Garden (Yang: Sheep, Jungwon: Garden). He even dressed as a sheep in I-land.

Person1: Why is Jungwon called Sheep Garden?
Person2: Because that's what his name means.

by Jiminmyfeelings December 31, 2021

Sheep-and-Wolves Math

Provocative or subversive math questions set by allegedly mean or wicked educators in Hong Kong, whose aim is to brainwash students, by sowing the "seed of instability" in the once-democratically free colonial city and across totalitarian China.

A middle school teacher in Xinjiang was sent to a reeducation camp for two years after he’s found guilty of setting some sheep-and-wolves math questions, one of which is the following: “In a village, a pack of eight wolves have encircled a pen that encloses a hundred and ten sheep. Guesstimate how many sheep could lose their lives before the shepherd and his two assistants arrived on the scene to rescue his flock.”

by Fasters September 10, 2022

Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.

Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."

by Sussy Bazinga October 9, 2022