by Corey_Smalls September 3, 2006
Get the tip shallow mug.The person fellating receives the ejaculate and uncertain and in a panicked state of mind is unsure as to weather spit or swallow. This could be the result of conflict between liking and loathing the tasting of sperm, the pressure to please the felatee, or, the receiver of sperm is unsure as to weather the sperm is in fact swallow-worthy. In any case, some unintentionally gets ingested either way. Usually with a mass of spit.
"I hear you've got a new bird. Does she swallow?" "Yeah, usually, but last night I ate a curry and she hates the taste of curry in my splooge. So, she spallowed instead."
by Chunderbreath June 25, 2009
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The act of judging people on flashiness, looks, clothes, etc. What 95% of all males do when it comes to women, which explains why they all want to fuck some skanky ho like Paris Hilton or Pam Anderson. YIKES! They are not interested in a woman who actually has a brain that works!
by Just call me celibate! January 4, 2005
Get the shallow mug.One of the most active members of Whimit.com, a Russian online community of some 30,000 teenagers from the Tri-State area. He can be found on the Whimit.com forums where he shares somewhat distinct views with his fellow peers. Being older than the rest of the members, he’s acknowledged as one of the driving forces of the Whimit.com community as a whole and is renowned for his sharp tongue and clear thinking.
Calling on Ascetics: Is there anyone in here who does not feel horny, lascivious and lustful?
Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?
How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.
And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.
Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!
I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!
The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?
How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.
And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.
Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!
I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!
The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
by Elijah March 24, 2004
Get the swallowmybody mug.When a girl realizes that her tampon sticks half way out of her vagina, it is known as a "shallow vagina"
When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.
When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.
by Dubbeltrubbels September 21, 2014
Get the Shallow Vagina mug.Did you hear about Bob, he went out in the woods with his .45 pistol and swallowed the gun.. I heard it was a really bad scene when the cops found him.
by Apathy&Angst February 28, 2012
Get the Swallowed the gun mug.A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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