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Making spaghetti

The girl and the guy were making spaghetti together.
by Cottoncandy1001 March 11, 2017
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.
by Aaron Roy November 29, 2007
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Spaghetti Cowboy

When you are having anal sex with a woman in the doggy-style position, and you pull out, put spaghetti and meatballs in her butthole, and then continue to have sex with her. after you cum in her ass, pull out and attempt to eat the spaghetti out of her asshole.
Boy:dude why is she walking so funny?

Boy 2:o that one guy gave her a spaghetti cowboy last night.
by supersexual May 13, 2010
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spaghetti sandwich

A sandwich comprised of white bread, tomato sauce, and a large conglomeration of old spaghetti. When made, it is mandatory to yell out Spaghetti SANDWICH!!!!

*Warning* - May result in balltap.
Whatcha' eatin?
Just a Spaghetti SANDWICH!!
by Fonis April 24, 2005
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spaghetti junction

The other post is correct in saying that I-35W is part of Spaghetti Junction. However, the I-35W/MN 62 junction is a whole different interchange, the Crosstown Commons. Spaghetti Junction is the interchange of I-35W and I-94 in downtown Minneapolis. MN 55 is also a part of the SJ, but to a lesser extent. The reason for the name is from all the local streets passing over the interchange that allow access into the interchange for the freeways.

And although this one is not referred to as such, the I-94/I-35E interchange in downtown St. Paul (less than 10 miles to the east) can also be referred to as Spaghetti Junction due to the on-ramps from Wacouta/10th Sts into the I-94/35E interchange.
"Here's Spaghetti Junction."

"There's so much traffic here, think we'll see any meatballs?"

"Nope, just MEATHEADS, as in the drivers here."
by The Volkswaged Beatle June 27, 2005
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.

Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.

Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.
by klopek007 January 27, 2010
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spaghetti dinner

What you get when you go down on a girl during her period.
"Not tonight, honey; it's that time of the month."
"No problem, baby. I love spaghetti."
by stullberg January 27, 2004
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