Fetal Surprise

When your giving somebody head, then you stop, punch them in the stomach and then puke on them

while mary was giving jeff head she gaged and gave him a fetal surprise

by Wicked Dyldo October 24, 2008

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

Pudding Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary position and unbenounced to her you are shitting in your cupped hand. Once she had reached climax she is slapped across the face with feces.

I gave my girl last night a pudding surprise, and now she won't talk to me.

by Blade707 February 23, 2011

Dookie Surprise

The act of sewing a love partner's rectum up nice and tight just like a wrapped X-mas present. Next you feed him/her continously for a few days with no bathroom break. After this process is complete you can safely jam your male organ up his/her rectrum and have the dookie surprised you desired.

Dookie Surprise Foreplay
You: Baby, do you really need to go yet?
Partner: Yes, I can't hold it any longer!
You: Alright! Here I come!
Partner: *SHIT NOISE X100*
You: Your butt-hole is so tight and smelly my love
Partner: I love you.

by FuraiGuy October 9, 2007

tijuana surprise

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

by the1js July 12, 2009

October Surprise

An October Surprise can also mean a political challenger's orchestrated and delayed release of damaging information about an incumbent opponent just in time for an election.

Some political operatives had known about Mark Foley's pecadilloes for months in advance, but chose a timed release of the news as an October Surprise.

by NickB1967 November 9, 2006

Birthday Surprise

A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.

"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."

by lmerfudd January 20, 2009