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IED student

An incredibly stressed human being.

You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.
Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???

Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰
by very.tired.ied.student November 23, 2021
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Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.
Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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that student

that student (con nhà người ta in Vietnamese)
an imaginary(or real) student that your parents always compare you to when you do bad(or well) at school. For example when you score 10 in your test and you tell your Asian mama, she would say that "that student" even scores higher, or they are able to earn scholarships,...(but how???)
Mom! I got a 9.0 overall in IELTS!
Uhh. Only 9.0?? Look at that student! He got a 10!
by anton0612 September 8, 2023
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Artcar student

When someone goes and spends the night at a club and becomes special and creates a fucked up new car ‘design’ with colourful shapes and designs; such as his own marshmallow yes the singer
Boy 1: yo have you see the artcar student yet
Boy 2: yes but he looks special
by Georginalowe308 June 2, 2022
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National students day

November 1st Is a day you get to boss teachers around because it’s National students day
Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how

Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
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Student food

Generally shitty easy to make food, like tv dinners or fast food, eaten by students
Student food doesnt taste very good, but it's easy to make
by BoyarBeloved March 15, 2024
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Student Slap

When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.

Derived from Bitch Slap.

Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
Ander: I got student slapped today.
Sophie: Why?
Ander: Because I said I voted for Trump.
by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017
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