Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

Stomping my clam

Hating on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stomping my clam

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Streaming services

These things are not by any chance free; the videos are low-quality and it’s better if one visits WcoTV or Watch Cartoons Online, that’s the real deal.

Who the heck pays $100 per month for some lame streaming services?!

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024

Stromment

A comment that is hard to understand. Usually made by someone who has more money than culture about something artistic.

Curator: "Ah yes, the juxtaposition of the chiaroscuro with the post-modern minimalism truly encapsulates the artist's dissonant zeitgeist."
Stromment: "Fuck at It's point less. ART"

by D266562 June 20, 2024

stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024

Stroking

to sit around and do nothing for a period of time

Bro I haven't done anything all day, just been straight stroking tbh

by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024