stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

by grumpyd December 10, 2010

Strobe babe

Strobe babe is a girl in the club that you’ve been dancing with only to find out she is beat ass bitch. You can’t tell she is hideous because the strobe lights in the club are dimly lit but when the lights are on she shows reveals her true form.

Damn bro I nearly took a strobe babe back from the club but thank god I saw that bitch under a light and bailed.

by Smokeydabandit007 December 4, 2019

Groin Stride

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.

I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.

by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010

armpit stroker

An armpit stroker is used to define someone who uses there armpit as a vagina.

Hey bro could I borrow your armpit for a second. No way man you're such an armpit stroker.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

Unlimited Power Stroke

When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.

Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.

by Horrorfreak78 December 3, 2017

Letting the Stroke Ride

When your taking her to poundtown, and you go so hard that you can't leave the motion of fornication.

Chase: Yo we got fucked up at that party, even Ben was slaying pussy.

Gavin: Yeah, I was Letting the Stroke Ride on some bitch and gave her scoliosis.

by Benalini March 19, 2022

Strokeology

The act of giving a hand job in class. Most likely a grade A whore.

I heard Connor has a Master's degree in strokeology what a slut.

by guy who got a hand job in class April 24, 2008