pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

by Moral Oral June 9, 2008

g string

A piece of underwear designed to not cover a woman's behind and barely cover her gij. (Hence: g string is short for gij-string).

This stupid g string is going right up my gij!

by Ej and Tenty September 23, 2006

C String

A new type of pantie that is incredibly revealing and amazingly sexy well still being practical. It has no straps so no tan lines or anything like that. Its replacing to G string

Look at Rachel in that C String that's the sexiest thing iv ever seen!

by Canada_Bound April 23, 2008

g-string

It's yarn, women stick 'em up their be-hinds, go out and wear 'em.

Clair: Mr. Shady, what's a g-string?
Mr. Shady: It's yarn, Clair, women stick 'em up their be-hinds, go out an wear 'em.
Clair: huh?

by Link October 30, 2003

cut the strings

An exclamatory phase instructing someone to immediately stop whatever they are doing, usually for the dire safty of themselve and/or others.

Derivered from the U.S. Army Air Assualt school, where it is a command yelled out when a helicopter's towed payload has snaged on something, and the crew has only a few split seconds before the tow lines go taunt and the helicopter crashes.

Can be accompanied by or said silently with the Army hand signal of holding one arm straight and level ahead with palm open and down, then moving the other arm in an open palm-down horizontal repeated cutting motion underneath the straight arm.

Bob had too much to drink at the bar, and his friends couldn't help but notice. At first they where just humerously watching; but when Bob started to hit on a shemale, they caught his attention with handsignals while mouthing the words "CUT THE STRINGS!"

by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007

string of pearls

While fucking a girl the guy pulls out and skeets cum across the girls belly and towards her chin forming a stream of opalescent and translucent droplets of cum that appear to be pearls.

"Darling I love you so much that I'm going to give you a string of pearls."

(Dipping her finger into the cum and tasting it) "I never knew a string of pearls could ever taste so delicious."

by meshktenye November 25, 2010

stainful

the act of being a stain. To get shitfaced at a party, poop your pants, and then throw the party poo at your date.

That chick was so stainful, she started making out with the hood of my car.

by Stain March 15, 2005