texas steam train

When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times

Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.

by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015

steam clam

To shit on your partners chest while having sex

Damn bobby!!! What a hot steam clam

by Saggyclit March 20, 2017

fuck steam

The hot aroma and sweat that fills the room during and after sex

I. "Dude I can totally smell your fuck steam from the other room ..."
II. " Step aside fuck steam!"

by Newagecrisis September 18, 2016

steam rolled

having sex and doing a summersualte.

I Steam rolled that bitch.

by northside1456 November 19, 2007

California Steam Roller

A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.

If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.

California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.

"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"

by TrevorSeanKai April 12, 2010

steam roller

When someone who pissed you off passes out on the floor from drinking too much and you leave a steaming peice of shit on their chest.

He woke up after being steam rolled last night and was really pissed off.

by skierB February 9, 2005

Steam

An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.

Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.

by Colder November 16, 2011