stoke-on

English slang for erection.

Oi mate, 'ave you really got a stoke-on?

by knackered bloke May 12, 2014

Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED

by simiangang January 16, 2010

Scottish smokescreen

When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.

How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?

Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen

by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011

bag smokes

A bag, usually that of the freezer variety, that is filled with rejected cigarettes from a production line which is then sold illegally by labourers for a much cheaper price.

Joe: Hey Bud, where'd you get them bag smokes?
Bud: From that indian guy who buys tickets from the corner store.

by Wintarz January 25, 2012

Dope Smokes

The name of the Hottest head shop and smoke shop.

Yo where did you get the bomb ass bong?
Dope Smokes my man..

by Canna Queen January 18, 2019

jizz spokesman

An extremely perverted 13 yr old australian boy that is always telling other people and other girls around his age on text that he watches hentai every night, how much he jizzes every time he faps, the size of his dick, the filename of the porn folders he has on his phone, the specific content in the folders, the type of porn he watches, and the last time he fapped.

Hey, that damn jizz spokesman chase keeps telling this girl sarah that he measured his dick the other day and said it was 4 inches and even posted it on youtube, and last night he told my fucking girlfriend about a folder on his phone called that has animal crossing isabelle porn in it.

by EenBeen June 11, 2020

Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure

Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes

by Spilledmilksteve August 5, 2020