Steven Hawking

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018

Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).

Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever

by teethgrinder May 31, 2004

even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act

"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Steven Pauley

Famous celebrity, an Elkview West Virginia native,known best as an award winning show choir performer and for his fabulous costume designs.

Id drop my man in a second to get my hands on Steven Pauley or one of his outrageous costumes.

by Salvatore Di Chiara July 28, 2008

Steven Jones

A person who wants to re-experience 9/11.

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?

Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.

by #AlwaysRemember November 7, 2023

Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle

Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet

by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016