starfish kissing

(1) People who like to have anal together. (2) Frat guys who like to smash their buttholes against each other

Bro Have you tried starfish kissing it’s fucking great

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

Starfishing

When a girl starts licking your butthole and makes her way to the head of the penis

Man, Stephanie was the best at Starfishing

by Westhebest January 19, 2024

The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.

"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"

by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

Starfish

The act of shoving your whole fist into a womans vagina and spreading you fingers out like a starfish.

Girl: Starfish me babe.
Man: oh I will.
Girl: oh fuck it feels so good.

by Arc Hunter April 3, 2015

Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.

I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.

by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023