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Sluttery

Sluttery is conspicuous nonchalant promiscuity, particularly when practiced by attractive young women. Said plainly, sluttery is sleeping around, not hiding the fact that you are sleeping around and behaving as if its no big deal.

Sluttery is known to drive millennial men to distraction as they vainly attempt to either be unbothered by their sexual rivals or to secure an exclusive relationship. Sluttery comes naturally to a few but is a carefully perfected craft by most.
Zooey Deschanel's character in 500 days of Summer is sluttery personified.
by SeleneCM August 11, 2014
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Taco splitter

King Richie was a great Taco Splitter.
by Allenhazeldell August 27, 2013
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Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.
My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.
by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014
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mint splitter

noah. he spits them mints REALLLLL good

noah is a mint splitting god
isnt noah a mint splitter?
yeah he is!
noah will you split our mints?
OH yeah i love splitting mints

thanks noah youre our mint splitting god
by mintsplitter8000 October 31, 2017
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Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out
Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .
by HdSneakerhead May 24, 2018
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Banking slutters

A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂🌸 used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.
Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nå» hvisker jeg til meg selv for å roe meg ned. Jeg åpner døra. Jeg skulle gå til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter å ha gått bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til å se. Det er han. Jeg prøver å løpe til klasserommet for å få hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var våken til å si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dødd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesøsteren hans.
by hanasong December 3, 2022
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Louisiana log splitter

A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.
I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!
by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021
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