I’ll split her in half

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018

to get yo wig split

To cause blood to come from your head whether from a hit or a gunshot wound; To hurt in the head area; to cause pain in the head area

Dang, in the gun war , he really got his wig split.
In the fight, make sure you dont get yo wig split;

by Smart n!&&@ October 25, 2004

lickety-split

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.

I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.

by Boris June 9, 2004

wig-split

to split your head open.

Get ya wig-split bitch,and we out.

by Trebek September 10, 2003

Banana Split

A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.

A woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.

by Icepic April 7, 2011

7-10 split

1, A shot in bowling where the only pins left are the 7 and 10, which are on each side of the lane.
2, An extremily wide punani, so called because of the imposible-to-hit shot in bowling
3, When the space at the top of a woman's legs is very far apart, usually indicating definition 2.

1, Oh, dang. How am I supposed to get a spare now? It's a 7-10 split!
2, Charmaine's been fucked so many times that she's got a 7-10 split!
3, Tiffani's too much of a sket. Look at her legs! For christ sakes shes got a 7-10 split!

by Kilo Lobo June 15, 2003

i split my sides

when something that is humorous or witty someone may say "i split my sides" refering to them laughing very hard

tim: whats 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer?
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides

by neonbrian December 21, 2008