spiffed out

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.

You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.

by Jerk June 18, 2006

spiffed

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 November 10, 2008

sniff

An expression used in the modern era of text messaging to signify a melodramatic sad feeling as succintly as possible.

(Upon the text message recipient not having called or texted recently) Where are you? Sniff :o(

by sk1984 January 12, 2007

Sniff check

The act of discretely inspecting a woman for foul vaginal odor before engaging in intercourse, preformed by hugging her, and slipping the finger in the pussy from behind, then pulling her close (as if to be romantic) placing her head on your shoulder, and the inserted finger to your nose while sniffing without her noticing.

Damn man I was about to pound this bitch out so I did the SNIFF CHECK and she was good to go.

Omg !! I was Messing with this cocola last night and did the sniff check it was putrid! I had to kick her out.

Yo i did the sniff check on this chick and almost threw up! she asked me what was wrong so I stuck my finger up her nose and she gagged!! I told her: this is you!!!!

by siscarface June 3, 2010

brick sniffer

Historic preservationist type gone overboard. Has lost all sense of balance: old is good, no matter what.

The brick sniffers blocked expansion of the children's hospital by getting the old house on thte corner declared a historic landmark. Yes, it looks like a shack your imbecile uncle put together, but it turns it out it was once owned by a 19th century orthodox rabbi who married a mennonite and enoyed macrame. Ergo sacred!!!

by Jim Sportcoat March 5, 2009

bell sniff

to place your nose close to a mans bell end (penis tip) and inhale the aroma

that girl last night was a right bell sniff

by randy randerson November 13, 2009

spiffy

1. a fun word to say when describing something cool
2. a way to complement someone when you're not really impressed
3. a word to say when you cant think of a description for something
4. A description when a person who doesnt usually dress up is dressed nicely

1. wow! those bright purple pants are spiffy!
2. well you're looking... spiffy today.
3. its just so... so... SPIFFY!
4. wow! you look very spiffy today! whats the occasion?

by llamasareamazing April 17, 2009