texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

swamp swallow

The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .

" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "

by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022

Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .

Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .

by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022

Burt Spaloni

The cheesiest sexiest man in Lucid City who would do anything for bout a dolla

Burt Spaloni the one and only cheesy like macaroni ice on my wrist its a rollie

by DaddyCalzone March 28, 2023

pre-cough swallow

Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.

I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.

that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!

by dad that has too much too drin May 23, 2018

popped a scallop

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.

With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.

by Swag78 January 8, 2019