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Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.
Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.
by DatBois August 2, 2018
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You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.
Damn Page you smell sober
by anonymous March 24, 2021
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sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
mugGet the sober saladmug.

sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk
dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober
by baddiet April 11, 2019
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Berlin Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.
Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar
by Beet girl May 30, 2024
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Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.
Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.
by Second Row November 26, 2021
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