Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021

Snideband

Used to describe someone's internet connection when it is extremely slow and/or unreliable.

Player 1: My internet just dropped again!
Player 2: Invest in better internet and not some snideband.

by Cleggehhh June 24, 2021

Snode

A chode sculpture made of snow.

Awwww man, me and homie made a sick snode the other day.

by PielVluis July 5, 2021

Snaden

A word used for a man.
Also a type of fish that lives deep in the sea.

He is snaden.
Meaning he is so manly.
It's a snaden.

by Angrycat494 July 23, 2021

Snouder

Pronounced as a mixture of snow, snout, and powder. An endearing term for cocaine. *see snowder.

I flew the nooner to Miami. Gotta fly a turnaround to LAX. Got smashed at that shittyJose Cuervo restaurant in terminal D. I sure hope my copilot’s hanging on to that snouder we got back in Panama.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021

Souder

Guy who has big cock and dosent fuck around

That guy cock was so big you could call him souder

by Slatslime sauce September 20, 2021

Snyder High School

The greatest high school in Jersey City. Also it’s one person named Yardan Dawg, he’s chill dawg. Also someone else named Patrick Dawg, he’s cute dawg. Oh yeah btw my sister named Shyntee is the best cheerleader.

Omg, I can’t wait to go to Snyder High School to see Patrick Dawg.

by Patxpluckable September 21, 2021