news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

by chevronsup August 27, 2011

Bitty Snack

Bitty Snack (n.) - A phrase used in substitution of "to breastfeed" and/or to describe a light daytime snack such as a biscuit/slice of cake.

1. "It's time for your bitty snack"

2. "BITTY BITTY SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"

by BillyBrownSnax November 21, 2011

Fuck-Snack

1 (Noun): A brief, session of sexual intercourse, where both parties climax within 5 to 15 minutes. The purpose of a fuck-snack is to relieve sexual tension to a managable level, and hold the participants over until such time that the parties can engage in proper coitus.

2 (Noun): A short slam fuck.

After sexting all morning, the sexual tension between Sandy and Tim was palpable; therefore, they had no choice but to share a fuck-snack, in the copy room, over their lunch break.

by The Real G Man February 22, 2013

Chewby snack

Slang for chew or dip, play off of Scooby snack

Hey, do you have any dip? I could really use a chewby snack

by OKdippereufala September 7, 2013

meat snack

A nibble of delicious meat to get some savory protein in your body to tide you over til mealtime. Or just to narsh on something delicious. Usually in a size that would fit on a kabob, or a small handful.

"Hand me that tray of salami, ostrich jerky bites, little wienies, bacon slices, pieces of fried liver mush, chicken nuggets, etc. I need a meat snack!"

by carl82375982357 April 11, 2014

Hot Snack Sack

The act of Shitting into a Sack full of your lunch/snacks then lighting the Sack on fire and launching it at a persons door.

Person A "Hey man, Wanna go Hot Snack Sack Carter's house?"
Person B " Yeah! lets go!

"I really want to go Hot Snack Sack my friends house."

by DarkSilence43 October 15, 2014