A disorder caused from the slapping of another Male's testicular region.."Danger Zone"..This disorder causes the male's testicles to turn a blue-ish color and to hurt like a mofo. Remedies include: Hookers, Blowing a load, or Marijuana.
by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006
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During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009
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n. a sharp tapping sound made with a man's testicles. usually against their partner's ass during intercourse. This is also valid against one's chin.
v. sackslapping
v. sackslapping
by VITO SANTANA November 20, 2009
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Other slang: Snackratacus (ultimate snack rat)
Other slang: Snackratacus (ultimate snack rat)
Dude you shouldn't hook up with her, she's a total snack rat.
Man, he didn't even pay for anything this weekend..I think we just got snack rated by king snackratacus
Man, he didn't even pay for anything this weekend..I think we just got snack rated by king snackratacus
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"He's snackin on some serious booty over there"
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"He's such a booty snacker"
"He's snackin on some serious booty over there"
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"He's such a booty snacker"
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