slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching

- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

all she does it bed-rot, stay up playing video games and listening to ultra-masculine white girl playlists on youtube... she has truly become prime slop gf material.

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

Slop Bucket

Category of vehicle not fit for purpose

Fuck sakes they are sending the slop bucket

by Pineapplereciever1 October 8, 2021

Slop Bop

A bop giving head but her teeth nick you like cosplay cause she she just cant give head

You a slop bop

by @2young2BTurnt September 21, 2023

Human Slop

The soulless mainstream media (movies, TV shows, pictures, and video games) pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all repetitive, preachy, and lacking any real creativity unlike AI generated content.

"there's no such thing as AI slop, we’ve been drowning in human slop for thousands of years."

by Ihatewokeness420 January 2, 2025

Slop

Relating to any sort of content that is mass produced in a fast manner. Used in the country song "Slop Yard Daddy".

Tired of the new Facebook Timeline. It's all slop all the way down.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

SLOP

Second Lady of Pennsylvania

The SLOP right now is Giselle Barreto Fetterman

by BurntToast7 November 12, 2020

Slop Rocket

Selling a surfboard on Marketplace, but secretly trying to organised swingers party.

“Hi, would you like to slop on my rocket?”

“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”

by Lads of bayside March 17, 2024