Slippery Dolphin

When you and a girl drunk as hell in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and try to have anal sex with her. She shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her ass. "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka" like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!

"I tried the slippery dolphin with that drunk hoe last night but she wouldn't let me!"

by bushmonstr February 28, 2007

SlipperyFish

A person who escapes from impossible situtations,
A person who is a dare devil

Woa! Gavin, your such a slipperyfish

by Gavin March 9, 2004

snipped

A circumcised penis.

"You better get that out my ear or I'll have you snipped!"

by Joe May 13, 2005

Slapped

Slapped: extremely high, buttahd, faded; when you're drunk you're smacked, when you're high your slapped.

" Jessica and Taylor showed up to dinner slapped" or
" that blunt slapped the fuck out of me"

by ASAP J&T August 21, 2016

keep it slippery

The gayest way of saying goodbye to someone. A Substitution for Take it easy, Good-Bye, Peace, Later, C-Yah, TTYL..... it's REDICULOUS!!

~You have a good night and "keep it slippery"
~Keep it slippery Brotha

by Jon Bozak December 27, 2005

drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.

Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!

by BigCatSkibbie November 21, 2010

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010