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sleeping on the couch

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up
by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014
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sleep is good

Sleep is the key of life.
By sleeping you clear your mind and relinquish everything else. Sleep helps everything and everyone around you.
Person one: Sleep is Good!

Person Two: Indeed it is, it has helped me to do good in school.
by Grim Ben Ben February 17, 2010
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go to sleep

euphemism for "die" or "drop dead".
"Go to sleep, bitch! Die, motherfucker, die! Time's up, bitch, close your eyes! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say close your eyes and go to sleep, bitch? Die, motherfucker, die! Bye bye motherfucker bye bye! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? Why? Die motherfucker HA HA HA!" -Eminem ft. DMX, Obie Trice ("Go to Sleep")
by Nick D March 17, 2003
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sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men
John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave
by Ray Orta November 7, 2006
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Sleeping Wang

When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases
He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang
by Fred123454321 November 5, 2019
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crispy sleep

Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.
The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!
by Ready for a crispy sleep... March 22, 2009
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Sleep Sluggin'

When two people strip, they then fill a one person sleeping bag with petroleum jelly. They then both enter the one person sleeping bag and wiggle around on the floor sometimes leaving slug trails. Can be both sexual or nonsexual in nature.
"Whoa, did you hear that Miller was sleep sluggin' with some dude last night?"

"Yea that dude slugs all the time."
by sabres56 November 9, 2015
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