Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.

Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.

by jdmartin September 25, 2015

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

Choi Santan

When satan takes over the cute baby fake maknae Choi san and causes sexiness to exude from him.

In hala Hala we see Choi Santan, not Choi san

by The truth and only that June 20, 2019

adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.

Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.

by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021

Meli santa

Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body

she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.

Many men dislike her catty personality

She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you

She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.

She is simply a living example of female supremacy

When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate

If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self

You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa

by Senior maddie September 28, 2022

k'sante

broken ass champ no one plays

This is K'Sante, a champion with 4,700 HP, 329 Armor, and 201 MR, has Unstoppable, a Shield, and goes over walls. Has Airborne, and the cooldown is only 1 second too. It costs 15 Mana. The W CD is even refreshed when he transforms. He has true damage on his passive. Then, when he stacks Armor and MR, he gets Ability Haste too, Ability Haste to his Q, and his spell casting speeds up. Then, he has an AD ratio, so his W…
-Showmaker

by notpotat00 September 3, 2023

Off-Season Santa

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

by YAWA December 30, 2021