sampo

a strapless evening gown

"Hey, that's a nice sampo you're wearing there!"

by Here's Johnny!!! September 13, 2011

Slamped

To be tired, exhausted, asleep, passed out, or intoxicated to the point of being unable to sit up straight

"Jim's been hustlin' weight all day; he's over there slamped on the bed."

"Last night I had nine beers, three shots of Jose, and a blunt to the face. I was straight slampin' by the end of the night."

by the upgradee February 4, 2010

sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.

Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.

by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014

samp

Samuel is a simp

Samuel: Belle Delphine is queen
His friend: ok samp

by the last samuel October 20, 2020

More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off

mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco

by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021

Sample

The abbreviated form of the Phish song Sample in a Jar from the Hoist album. This is one of the few Phish songs that god legitimate airplay. It is a classic, though simple.

The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar.

by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

Slampig

A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.

Fat Monica from 'Friends' was a total slampig.

by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009