Shreddies

The bits and pieces of toilet paper and anus hairs that are left on a toilet seat after the wiping process is completed. It is bad etiquette to not wipe up your shreddies post-poo.

As Jack sat down he could feel Jim's shreddies sticking to his sweaty bum.

Please wipe up your shreddies after you poo!

by Poopoo-man April 13, 2011

shred

To fuck a girl really hard

Man I gone shred that pussy

by Micheal May 13, 2005

Shred

To play freestyle footbag. Busting out big tricks and awesome combos.

Hey man, you wanna shred?
He was shredding it up at the comp.

by NotHisRealName August 28, 2006

Shredding

An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.

Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?

Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.

Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!

by Wanker Jack November 4, 2008

shrecking

hating on some thing, particularly rap or hip hop music

why you shrecking man

by shreck May 18, 2011

Shred

The color your asshole is left after getting fucked in the ass by a twelve inch dick with no lube. (Shred = shit+red)

The cops will never take me alive again. My Shred ass can never go back to the pen.

by Richard Slick October 10, 2008

Shredduce

A tea made with rice that tastes like a dirt sando.

"This tea tastes like a dirt sando with a side of shredduce"

by NTB ATM April 2, 2013