by CryptoGenesis May 28, 2010

1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday
by Krkič July 12, 2019

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "
"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"
"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"
by geoffsf April 7, 2010

I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.
by OfficeBoi December 15, 2010

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.
Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.
by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021
