shatteredomori

a user with 3k+ followers on tiktok. :) they’re a really nice person despite their sussy content! they’re really sexy and hot and i wish i could be with them so bad honestly

dave: yo shatteredomori is so hot
olivia: ikr they’re my favorite tiktoker

by mayie is the best June 19, 2021

im shattered

Fucking tired

Adam:I didn’t sleep last night,Im shattered

by Dink__11 October 23, 2020

shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

Shiteresting

Literally: shittily interesting

1. engaging in a bad way and holding the attention or curiosity.

2. arousing a feeling of shiterest.

Ivorne's shoulder is fucked and she has to work tonight...should be a shiteresting time.

What a shiteresting day at the beach. It rained the whole time!

My, what a shiteresting baby you've got there, ma'am.

by werdbooty June 8, 2009

shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad

Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid

by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011

shitcere

the opposite of sincere, not heartfelt or genuine

Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?

Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..

by NickyLags August 20, 2012

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015