seven point nined

IGN cube's fanboy-favorite editor Fran Mirabella III unleashed an unwanted horse-head into the beds of many Gamecube owners. This happened when he scored Nintendo's "killer-ap" for the 2003 holiday line up - Mario Kart:Double Dash - the long awaited sequel to Mario Kart 64... with a dissapointing and medicore score of 7.9. This action outrages the fourm members of IGN and it became the gamecube's version of "pwned"

Action: I give X a 7.9
Reaction: YOU ARE TEH SUCK!!!!

by Jord April 14, 2004

seven eggs

When Brandon Culleton invites himself to your house, causing everyone to be upset, this results in him acting like a pussy until the next day this is when he cooks 7 SCAMBLED EGGS AFTER EVERYONE TOLD HIM THEY DIDNT WANT ANY!!! this also causes Dave to throw the carton at the door and punch a hole through the door.

BRANDON YOU UGGHH............SEVEN EGGS !! * Punch*

by SEVEN EGGS Arrrrrgggggg March 1, 2009

seven

Used to fill empty silences. A number used for anything. Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pretty much the only number you'll ever need. Whenever it shows up in a situation, there is large excitement. A way to get out of answering awkward questions.

silence...
...silence...
A: "Seven."
(Laughter)
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A: "What time is the movie?"
B: "Seven." (even if it isn't.)
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A: "Did you kiss him last night?"
B: "Well... seven..."
A: "Did you DO him last night?"
B: "Seven."
A: "How was it?"
B: "Seven."
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A: "Are you mad at me?"
B: "Seven."
A:"Why?"
B:"Neh meh..."
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A: "Do I look fat in this?"
B: "Well... seven."
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by Neh meh 7 April 20, 2008

severin

A true mememaster, as seen from VGE

guy: I have an IQ of 160

girl: Why the fuck you lyin' why you always lyin'
guy: Wow, you're such a severin

by squiggo June 14, 2017

kyle sevel

kyle - a name for a kid that is extremely smart

Sevel - a name from Africa, mainly southern; origins also from Europe

Kyle Sevel

by Ant1930 May 11, 2009

seven year itch

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage

He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2008

Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction

John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

by i have a long pole October 18, 2005