by Nigmasterbottomboi May 21, 2016
by rossignol October 08, 2008
Pimp: So when do we work da sheets sexy?
Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!
Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!
by unknowndawg February 03, 2004
When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.
I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.
Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014
lets go to a black sheet party!
by thuliumtit January 03, 2017
an old beat up car that looks like its made of just sheets of metals large enough to have pleasure or satisfy sexual desire in a bull-like fashion between many people.
by Luckmin June 01, 2010
1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)
2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.
Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!
2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?
Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!
2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?
Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
by hans2663 January 22, 2009