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National Steak and Blowjob Day

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 6, 2010
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Steak Sauce Titties

A pair of boobs that is very small and pertains to a flat-chested woman. Comes from the term A1, which is a steak sauce as well as the smallest bra size.
That girl i hooked up with last night had no chest. She had a pair of steak sauce titties.
by Gregory Schultz January 1, 2007
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steak knifing

When some one attempts to shave their pubic hair without properly "pre shaving" (i.e. trim, shaving cream, etc.) resulting in a bad rash - just like if you try shaving with a steak knife.
"Ross was steak knifing and got a terrible rash"
by Bill McGlone June 24, 2007
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Setaten

A hilarious reference to the movie Mr. Woodcock. It is used by Bill Bob Thornton's character (woodcock). It is typically followed by the last name Farley, but you can also substitute with any other last name, ie. sheehan, mcguire, nagle, and most commonly ewing. It is most effective when used to put down someone when they have done or said something that is uncalled for or have committed an act of failure.
Derek has just attempted to field ground ball but once again it goes through his legs into the outfield. A spectator will proceed to say " setaten Ewing!".
by corey from boy meets world February 26, 2010
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steak rape

Getting a Vegetarian drunk and feeding them steak (or any other animal meat)
Bob took Sue on a date and steak raped her. She is not a vegetarian anymore.
by doctorvik December 16, 2015
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Staking

(Verb) In terms of DeFi or decentralized finance,

HODL crypto,

For this you get more crypto
It provides security

(POS algorithm)
unlike Bitcoin which runs POW

Staking is usually followed by %APY Average per yield yearly

an interest bearing account
ZILLIQA (Zil) has a staking property of 17%-23% APY
by Urban Crypto Dictionary April 20, 2021
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skirt steak

Dude, did you see Brittney's skirt steak when she got out of the car?
by Duetforsports June 25, 2008
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