Semen Theif

When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself

Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif

Jason: Damn, GG bro

by SEMEN_THEIF August 21, 2018

Semen Sizzler

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)

Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?

by Newengland413 July 22, 2019

dae semena

used when you either don't want to answer the question, or yu're too lazy to answer the question, as in the story is getting way too long and you don't like finishing it.

So anyways we almost got into the club then dae semena nai nai

by Ronald Young Jr. December 2, 2004

monster truck seminary

A cemetery where people trip, usually in a small town.

Look at those hooligans walking towards the cemetery! It must be a monster truck seminary!

by klassii May 25, 2011

One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.

How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!

by butanebird91 January 25, 2017

semen stew

(n.) The result of a long bukkakesession. At first it's a stew, later it becomes a crust, usually around the chin.

Look at the semen stew on that girl's face. That'll crust any minute now. YUMMY!

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

mammoth semen

Lacteous liquid coming from the mammary glands of various species from the kingdom Anamalia mixed with various fructose/sucrose ingredients from diverse plant ovaries. Also related to: bloody mammoth semen, enhanced mammoth semen.

Are we out of bloody mammoth semen already?

or...

Are we out of bloody already?

by Ponia April 20, 2005