scornch

The scornch is another word for your arse. It is presidented over such words as bunghole, cornhole, butthole, etc. It is also much more interesting. Almost as cool as using the word brown eye.

I gotta jump in the shower and wash my sweaty scornch after our workout!

by JBMX81 January 8, 2011

Scotch egg rage

a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.

christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.

by hackhacktowtow May 30, 2011

scotched up

To drink a massive amount of scotch whisky. It usually results in your urine smelling like scotch the next day. In fact, you may even be able to nose hints of the aromas from the specific brand you drank.

"We scotched up pretty good this weekend!"

by Scotch Drinker March 28, 2015

scotch drinker

One who enjoys drinking scotch . Man or woman who has a taste for culture and appreciates the slow burn of a twelve year old single malt .

I love that I am a scotch drinker .

by Flirty bassman June 12, 2016

Stoncho

Stoncho is the apex of human evolution and in some ways has surpassed his humanity all together

that adam is an absolute stoncho

by Dino10001 September 15, 2018

Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.

Stop slonching at the dinner table

by Caninmirror January 10, 2019

stonch

a term used to describe a person who thinks they’re mad cool and acts hard

that chap charlie balance is mad stonch

by doylerrrr June 4, 2019