schmaggles 

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

schmaggles by Dr. J April 24, 2005

schmaghag 

a fat advisor who teaches the freshmen student sucess class; she generally likes to put her nose into other people's business and makes obnoxious comments towards her students when she doesn't even know their names.

That schmaghag likes sodomize her students with a broom.

schmaghag by A.P.R.I.L. S.U.E. December 10, 2006

schmagmite 

a female who is nasty, dirty, whore, ugly, etc.

prostitute, chicken head, schmagmite

schmagmite by chauncey wellington February 18, 2009

schmaggagial 

Someone who eats baby animals, fish, or humans alive and raw

Dude, that crazy monster is a Schmaggagial!

schmaggagial by Zay Fiasco April 13, 2009

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

Schmagegged by General Stuart June 2, 2009

Schleg June

When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.

I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.

Schleg June by Heffnark October 11, 2009

Schmag pie 

Orgasm men or women

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?

Schmag pie by syllchick December 19, 2009