A Scandinavian Rub N' Tug is only achieved when one duct-tapes their hand half shut, duct-tapes that same hand securely to the bottom side of a table, and then preceds to fuck their own hand. With the addition of lube, this act becomes a filthy Scandinavian Rub N' Tug
Jo really enjoys the feeling of a Scandinavian Rub N' Tug, because it feels as if he is finally fucking a real girl.
by Mein Feuher April 15, 2009
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"Did you see Jamie at that party hitting on those frat guys?"
"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"
"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"
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Strong odor producing vagina. Fishy, fecal, sour, smelling vagina. Usually containing multiple STD's. Intercourse texture is that of a bucket of water.
by Esteban Rios September 20, 2008
Get the scanortch mug.The act of squatting and defaecating on a woman's genitalia. Can be administered by a man or woman.
The 's' is taken from 'scat' as in 'scat porn'. Canyon meaning a loose vagina and 'airo' is the aerodynamic position the donor squats in to deliver the scanyonairo.
The 's' is taken from 'scat' as in 'scat porn'. Canyon meaning a loose vagina and 'airo' is the aerodynamic position the donor squats in to deliver the scanyonairo.
After giving Emerald the scanyonaero, Benny threw her a towel and said 'clean yourself up or I will punch you in the ovaries'.
by Ratzoli January 14, 2008
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"Martin, what are you doing with your face in my grandmothers underwear drawer?!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"
by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008
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by snorkyramone March 22, 2008
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by JLeeJudge October 16, 2008
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