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Soggy Sailor

When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.
Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.

Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.

Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
by Sean139 October 23, 2007
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Salty Sailor

A mixed drink which has had semen added without knowledge of such an addition being passed along to the drinker.
Joe sipped his Salty Sailor slowly, wondering why his friend Barry was giggling uncontrollably.
by thelowerrhythm September 19, 2010
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Sailor Moon

Lesbian Show with panty flashes every fight scene
I like sailor moon cuz it has all kinds of hiddin sexual subtext And it's fun DUMBASS
by I HATE bush da May 13, 2003
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Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!
Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3
by Stevelicis August 17, 2010
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Sailor Moon

Horrible anime that has like 300 episodes and each one has the same plot.
Shitty animation and huge mega lesbian refrences that are cencored in the US.
You like sailor moon? Ha! ASS!
by Nitro March 2, 2003
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sailor

Someone of the male gender who is a fruitcake or plays the skin flute. A person who is a tool who gathers with other tools.
Hey sailors! Show us your anchors!
Look at that sailor from MANDEVILLE high, I bet he is A fire hazard .
by scotty c. December 11, 2007
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sailor's haircut

When a guy has sex with a girl doggy style grabs her hair into a pony tail and cuts it with a pair of scissors, then cums on her back and throws the hair on top of her cum covered backside.
That skank is worthy of a sailor's haircut.
by DananO March 7, 2008
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