satan's handrail

The process of reviving a hand job using icy hot as lube.

Lucy gave John a fucking Satan's Handrail last Monday.

by HurtRussLE9300 November 12, 2015

satanic dick storm

Upon satanic ritual, a storm in which the sky gets dark and flaming dicks pour from the clouds.

The toothless meth heads had third degree burns on their mouths from the satanic dick storm.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

Satan's Taxi

When you get in your car in the summer and its scorching hot as if Satan himself was sitting in the front seat.

Should we take your car? Nah, my A/C is broke so it's gonna be like Satan's taxi.

by TheIronTooth May 6, 2016

Satanic Blast

When you fart so loud your friend thinks they just heard the roar of satan

*fart* oh baby, did you hear that satanic blast John

by Undatedshrimp June 10, 2016

satin puppy

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.

"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."

by ballsmclong December 8, 2016

satan’s latter

5 or more men performing oral sex in interlocking positions

Me and the guys are climbing satan’s latter tonight, you in?

by Stewies January 15, 2018

Satan

The person you sell your soul to after watching Jake or Logan Paul's videos and losing faith in humanity.

No it's okay Satan, you can have my soul for free.

by 123434321 June 1, 2018