Dirty Sanchez

When you're humping a girl in the butt & you pull it out & wipe it across her nose.

He gave me a dirty Sanchez & I puked.

by sk8princess44 October 22, 2017

sanchez bump

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.

"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."

by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

Soggy Sanchez

The act of giving one a rusty hook while also giving them a dirty sanchez following a soaked piece of bread thrown on them to clean themself with afterward.

Becky is such a freak, she took my load after I gave her a nice, succulent Soggy Sanchez.

by Swift Calmly October 29, 2017

Vick's Sanchez

Similar to the likes of a "dirty sanchez". The act of wiping vicks vaporrub right under your nose.

dude, I was rolling my face off last night and totally gave myself a Vick's Sanchez, it was awesome!

by tmoney324G6 November 29, 2010

steven sanchez

The most genuinely handsomest guy a girl can ever meet. Steven Sanchez is sexy, gorgeous and perfect in every way. If you ever meet a Steven Sanchez, keep him or you'll regret it!

There goes that Steven Sanchez, ain't he a catch!

by Fairy Tale September 6, 2017

Jimmy Sanchez

The same thing as a Dirty Sanchez except with a condom. (Referencing the condoms nickname being "Jimmy".)

"I Jimmy Sanchez'd Darla the other night.

by vooobooooweeew August 23, 2014