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Oreo Mint Suprise

A sexual manuver for revenge. It works best while the person being penitrated is blind-folded and being done from behind. While you are pounding away at them get a handful of icy-hot or visk vapor rub, then pull out, slather you cock with it and then shove it in one hard push into their ass.
I gave her an Oreo Mint Suprise last night, thats what she gets for raking me.
by 51|\| August 9, 2006
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goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.
guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
by jon and kate and whore May 22, 2009
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Suprise Adoption

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
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jam suprise

the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on'
hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam suprise?
by Greenbadger87 May 13, 2005
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Pikle suprise

A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.
'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments
by Dr.FreezeLove March 7, 2017
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An Elevator Suprise

When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.
Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.
by UrbanCreatornoob May 13, 2017
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Suprise Poo

Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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