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Stoner Statement
A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements
Some stoner statements:
"Why do noses run while feet smell?"
"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"
"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
"Why do noses run while feet smell?"
"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"
"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
Stoner Statement by AI001 September 6, 2011
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Stoner Noodles
(N.)The fifteen cent noodles you can buy at Wal-Mart. Usually eaten by potheads or drunks.So easy to make any stoner can do it.
Stoner Noodles by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006
stoner gremlins
Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.
stoner gremlins by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007
Stoner Sense
A sixth sense, of sorts.
The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.
You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.
Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.
The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.
You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.
Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.
I was laughing my ass off at the movie, then my stoner sense kicked when the blunt got passed my way.
Stoner Sense by ZeeFancyMan January 4, 2010
School Stoner
A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.
School Stoner by School Stoner October 2, 2010