spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Caden Splenda

the cutest, sexiest human you’ll ever meet. he’s got the prettiest eyes and poofy hair that you’ll fall in love with. caden has an amazing girlfriend who will destroy you if you hurt him.

caden splenda is fucking hot

by Heck Daddy April 7, 2019

splearn

The action in which a female has a violent orgasm causing her to crap real bad and a lot, consequently resulting in a stinky nut sack.

Amanda: Ohh I'm going to splearn!
Tony Meatballs: Eh! don't shit on my nut sack

by Laevsky March 12, 2008

Gimme some splenda

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.

Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)

by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008

splerge

a word used to describe a man spewing onto a womans face. also used as in go crazy with hookers

he splerged onto her face.
he splerged on all those hookers

by willdude November 23, 2004

Splesp

Splesp, noun or verb.
To splesp is when a female goes for post-coital urination and once seated, expels gas from her vagina thusly forcing out the collected semen inside of her. The word was derived from the noise created when a woman splesps.

I had great sex last night but when I went for a piss I did the loudest splesp ever! He must have cum about 2 litres in me

by Benrawr June 14, 2011

Spleef

An ambiguous verb that does not really explain what is occurring. Can be used in a good or bad way (see examples). Most commonly used with bodily parts.

Oh my god dude! My anus is spleefing!

That girl over there makes me want to spleef so hard.

by Gatapi October 9, 2011