Smurfing

The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.

Etymology:

The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.

#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.

#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.

Smurfing by F. Baggins III July 7, 2012

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 25, 2006

smurf

1. aka as Thomas Murphy, comedian who supports gay rights, notorious for in the middle of jokes going 'meow', the screaming 'die fascists' in death growls. He is openly homosexual and openly claims he wants to be a Lorien.

2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs

1. Did you watch Smurfs stand up comedy session last night?
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.

smurf by Lor teh Hor July 30, 2006

Smurfing

When a man hits someone (generally girlfriend) round the face with their cock.

I was smurfing my girlfriend the other day and i gave her a black eye.
Can also use I smurfed

Smurfing by Marky B February 3, 2007

Smurf

1) The word to replace all words. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a pronoun (much like the F-word actually).
2) A blueish creature that is normally nude with a white hat.

1) verb: Let's go smurf around! noun: You are such a sexy smurf! adjective: Oh, what a smurfin' devil! pronoun: Shut up you stupid smurf!
2) Papa smurf is a cooool duuuude!

Smurf by Janiak June 16, 2008

smurf

To give a man blue balls.

Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

or

Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."

smurf by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005

Smurf

Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.

Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.

Smurf by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009